Dante may have over-exaggerated a bit so I will give a description based on his of what I believe hell could be:
Purgatory - You smell a little funky so you take a shower.
Level 1: limbo - The library, this is where all the geeks hang out.
Level 2: lust - There is a nice breeze and you get to hang out with all the sexyness. The dance club of hell, free drinks for all!
Level 3: Gluttony - The comfy couch of hell! You get high, snack on some munchies and play video games for eternity.
Level 4: Avarice and Prodigality - They...play tennis?
Level 5: Wrath and Sullenness - Sitting in the mud and arguing? This sounds like a day spa that offers mud baths. The divine seems to know that you are cranky and are in need of a little R&R...
Level 6: Heresy - Chilling at a classy restaurant with a few politicians and scientists chatting about world issues of the future.
Level 7: Violence -
~Outer ring: people and property - You sit in a hot tub and centaurs bring you drinks. If shit pisses you off that bad in life then might as well spend an eternity in relaxation.
~Middle ring: suicide - You turn into a plant, because plants don't care. Fitting...Others play fetch with cute puppies.
~Inner ring: Blasphemers - You lay or walk on the beach at night looking up at the stars. There is no greater way of gaining an appreciation for what you consider 'god' and nature than the awe of that experience.
Level 8: Fraud - You go to a restaurant, it's your turn to pay the tab, you have to wait in line to use the bathroom and there is no lock on the stall so you keep your back to the door. While you eat your steak you wonder, briefly, if you should become a vegetarian.
Level 9: Treachery - Heat went out....Satan is bartending.
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